clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

Kismesis. That’s the word you’re looking for.

dion-thesocialist:

White folks on tumblr be like, “Please be kind to moths. They are doing their best and deserve respect and kindness. Never step on a flower because they are sensitive and have feelings. Also, why can’t I say the n word?”

Inappropriate thoughts ft. you

jove-bluh:

They’re coming back

spookyjohnegbert:

i’m not even going to respond to anon hate anymore i’ll just post this.

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ohmywrimo:

Girls uplifting other girls: That’s that shit I do like.

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

http://misandry-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/100376578317/thicccc-a-quick-guide-to-tipping-your-servers

thicccc:

a quick guide to tipping your servers (in america)

- please tip 15% minimum unless your server is really really terrible. servers get tipped minimum wage which is currently federally at $2.13 an hour if i’m not mistaken. it varies from state to state but the highest i know of…

KRABKRAB. HONK FRIEND. CAPE DOUCHE.

deliverusfromsburb:

deliverusfromsburb:

The fandom is about to pay for years of ‘Homestuck is my favorite anime’ jokes.

We paid.

why-cant-cordy-stay:

the upd8 is back

(also hussie’s news update bc it’s both funny and informative)

bourgeoisied:

my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom

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