if it ain’t got ladies with guns/swords then i don’t give a fuck
Pro tip #5295 - Don’t call her “m’lady” unless you feel like jerking it into a sock later
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
MOTHERFUCKING DEEP FRYER IS THE BEST THING WE’VE EVER INVESTED IN AS A COUPLE.
Except maybe the cats. Mayyyybe.