May 2012
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apriki:
do you ever think about how fantastic someone you mutually follow is
and then suddenly go oh my god i hope they’re still following me
what if i did something horrible and now they h8 me
and then you rush to check
and they are
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meggannn:
misanderysoncooper:
lmao @ people who think feminism is about equal rights when it’s about killing all men
#secret’s out ladies
are you saying i can’t keep doing my witchcraft dances at full moons during which i drink the blood of small children from the skulls of the men i’ve cannibalized
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guys when i say i am bad at flirting i’m not joking
like
i am actually really terrible at it
epically so
ok?
ok
i just told him to go run around the park like an idiot
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letters2burn replied to your post: I didn’t want to have to send this text but boy …
GIRL. I was sending too many emotional texts to my boy monday….wooof it was bad
NO IT’S COOL I JUST INSULTED HIM BCUZ I AM ACTUALLY AZULA APPARENTLY LOLZ
I didn’t want to have to send this text
but boy
you have left me no choice
okay so i have forgone subtlety at this point because I DO NOT WANNA BE TRAPPED ALONE IN THIS HELLISH PLACE ALL NIGHT WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT WHINE ON THE INTERNET
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boy r u bein serious right now
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“Beware of people who dislike cats.”
– Irish Proverb (via goodnightmorticia)
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slapface \ ukeofspook:
how to kiss
put your mouth on their mouth
start screaming into their mouth until you pass out
what an excellent cosmo tip
HERE YOU GO BECKY
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ignore me pls
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“just cause i don’t need to doesn’t mean i don’t want to”
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