Tanika: Chihuahuas are like the Benedict Cumberbatch of dogs!
Me: Because they're ugly and everyone loves them and it doesn't make any fucking sense!
2 days ago ▫ 6 notes
«
»
see also:
tanika •
sara •
my friends are better than yours •
i am an ~artist •
see also: fooooooooooooooooound it • my friends are better than yours • tanika • sara • ben • BEST •I. AM NOT. A WHORE.
For
SaraTanika
(Source: femaledelinquent)
see also: I am having way too much fun with this • tanika •BUT IF YOU’RE GONNA EAT THE PUSSY, EAT THE FUCKING PUSSY. THAT’S A LESSON FOR ALL OF US.
NO CLIT LICKS, HALF-HEARTED TONGUE FUCKING OR STRAIGHT LUBRICATION (while important, lubricating the pussy alone does not count as eating the pussy)
LIKE
DO IT RIGHT
CAUSE I HAVE TO SPENT 30 MINUTES (AT LEAST) TRYNA TO GET YOU TO BUST, YOU BETTER SLEEP UP IN THERE
MAKE YOURSELF FUCKING COZY
DRAG A SLEEPING BAG IN NIGGA THIS IS AN ALL NIGHTER
