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Jon’s mom has MRSA. SO THAT’S AWESOME.

see also: fucking hate hospitals • ugh • worried you know •

So not ready to be a cat parent today. We have already tangled our paw in something and dangled from the cat tree meowing, pounced everywhere, fucked up mommy’s shirt, walked all over the laptop, tried to eat the power cord, climbed on the bed via clinging to mommy, and I have only been awake since 7:15.

I just finished undoing whatever he did while walking over my computer two nights ago.

see also: but now he's sitting next to me all innocent • ugh • stop being cute • you little monster •

5 months ago ▫ 3 notes

Elisabutt goes bra shopping: a step-by-step guide

go to intimates
realize all the lingerie that will actually fit me has D cups
go to bra and pantie sets
find 38B hidden on the bottom rack
realize there are no 38B bras
start digging
desperately try on the two that I manage to find
one is practically a 36
the other has cups so big I could fit three of my boobs into it
put both back
walk around hopelessly trying to find something pretty
fail miserably
leave store
cry in parking lot
rinse and repeat app. every 6 months

see also: welcome to my life • i have a ribcage designed to hold DD • and breasts the size of fucking kiwis • ugh • personal •

7 months ago ▫ 0 notes

UGH THE DISEASE CENTERED MODEL OF PSYCHIATRY WHY

JUST

GO

AWAY

PLEASE

see also: UGH • PERILS OF BEING A PSYCH MAJOR •

8 months ago ▫ 0 notes

These 2. இ_இ

see also: my fams • my bbys • UGH •

8 months ago ▫ 1 note

wildrecklesshearts:

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close… not even a little bit… not even at all.

(Source: kwon-maknae)

see also: goddamn heartbreaking movie • ugh • OTP • 10 things i hate about you •

8 months ago ▫ 173,796 notes ▫ (makeupandbullets ▫ kwon-maknae)